As usual, Brad and I were watching a movie as we tried to fall asleep. On this particular night, we were watching "Hall Pass" and this conversation took place during the initial scene where the guys talked about how much they would pay to sleep with another woman.
Brad: I would never pay five grand to have sex with any woman!
Brad: Yeah. I would pay like, maybe fifty bucks and then take the rest and buy some awesome electronics.
Me: Fifty bucks? You might want to put a few more dollars back for some antibiotics.
Brad: Ok, what if she's a new hooker? Do they have those? That are hookers but haven't been around much?
Me: Sure. But I think they're twelve.